Maybe Its Not My Weekend But Its Gonna Be My Year

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

“its like going away on vacation for the first time without your parents… you know you’re going to get laid but it might be with a 60 year old maid”

-alex gaskarth

sleepingwithalltimepanic:

my breath is minty fresh because i just brushed my teeth

-alex gaskarth

(jack immediately has to smell and make sure)